Crack Itch

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.

Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch

by theaeroplaneflieshigh August 9, 2010

Itchy Jaffas

Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH

ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas

by Tom Stallard February 19, 2003

Itchy Bugs

A random itch that pops up anywhere, especially when one is concentrating or trying to get to sleep.

Girl: Baby, why can't you sit still on the couch during the movie?

Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!

Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!

by Iso Wetoddid February 5, 2008

Itchybollockitus

when boxers are caught in the scrotum and it becomes violently itchy

guy1: bro, i've go Itchybollockitus
guy2: cuz thats nasty!

by Hussain M February 11, 2009

Itch Ripple

An itch that gets spread out over a broad area triggered by scratching a single itch.

"I scratched an itch on my shoulder and now my lower back itches."

"The itch on my arm kept jumping to random locations."

"Doctor, the itch ripples have gotten so bad that my husband feels them when I scratch my head."

by Ken Saunders April 27, 2009

Itchtasy

The feeling of intense pleasure at having an irritating or intense itch satisfyingly scratched - usually by someone else.

Jason went into extreme itchtasy from his girlfriend's freshly manicured nails on his dry skin.

by TGAP Dad April 27, 2010

Itchy Tokyo

When you get crabs from a Japanese Prostitute dressed as an animal character.

Damn, Sailor Moon gave me a serious itchy tokyo.

by fuzzyhead January 13, 2015