Hippodoggacrocopig

Hippodoggacrocopig

Look at that tall, ugly female, she's a right hippodoggacrocopig

by Jimbobblackmore78 July 21, 2018

hippoccultation

similar in effect to celestial events, the result of a morbidly obese woman easily blocking one's view of attractive eye candy.

“That heavy-set chick was so large she created a hippoccultation during halftime. We couldn't even see the cheerleaders!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Hippo of Coke

A significantly large amount of cocaine

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”

by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018

hippoladopalus

this is the lord chunky of all hippos

i want to be a hippoladopalus dont you

by S1lightning May 9, 2019

Hippo Pussy

After you're done having an intense anal session with a girl and decide to fuck her in the pussy, you leave small particles of her shit on her pussy whilst you fuck her.

Adam gave me and my mom a wicked case of Hippo Pussy last night! I had to use the rough side of the scrubby sponge.

by Ram Ranch Jr. May 13, 2019

Happon

a fat ass man who says turn your monitors off

Happon: MONITORS OFF FUCKERS

by HawksP07 April 24, 2019