handi-clap

a schoolyard style clapping routine where two people sing the words: "clap, clap, handi-cap, clap (WHAT!) handi-clap!" <<< is also accompanied by choreographed movements.

1st person: "Hey you guys wana play handi-clap with me?"
2nd person: "yeh...let me wash my hands 1st"

by adam goral October 1, 2005

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

heading north

Arising from oral sex to kiss your partner

"You're doing great Amanda, time to start heading north and give me a smooch"

by Masterblaster3000 March 20, 2014

Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks

How you say "sorry bud i am heading to food trucks" through an email while driving.

"Hey, do you want to hang out at lunch?"

"Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks"

by Lunch Beers Club September 17, 2013

Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

handitards

A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.

When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.

by Maynard5 May 19, 2006