i was having a toss the other night
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The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.
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A corruption of 'Having the painter's in', which means when a girl is on her period, this is instead when a girl is related to you.
It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.
It is thought the usage began as the Poynters are a well-known clan of interbreeding and general twelve-toery in Overton, Hampshire.
'Did you give her ten of the queen's finest last night?'
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'
'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'
'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted
Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.
No, it turns out she was 'Having the poynter's in'
'Dude, your girlfriend's having the Poynter's in -thats gross you should split up or move to Andover'
'Oh, and by the way, that girl you got off with last night was Having the Poynter's in'
'Fuck! I've been Berted
Yeah we're over. The Poynter's were in.
by Jdinsdale2009 May 16, 2009
Get the Having the Poynter's in mug.Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.
Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
by tallfatguy February 8, 2010
Get the Having a Dan mug.A horribly heinous sexual act in which a man (or woman) 'hacks' the females 'moodle'. Can occur in many different ways, for example:
Cindy: Ahmed's hacked my moodle!
Everyone: How could he! :O
Ahmed: Hey Cindy, I'm hacking your moodle.
Cindy: Where's your computer?
Everyone: How could he! :O
Ahmed: Hey Cindy, I'm hacking your moodle.
Cindy: Where's your computer?
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Get the Hacking your moodle mug.To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.
Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.
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Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.
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