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Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
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Selena Gomez

The most beautiful, wholesome, and all around amazing human being to ever walk the planet. She has taught me how to love myself and that I’m rare. Her smile can easily light up any room. She deserves nothing but pure happiness and love. All of her music SLAPS idc wat anyone has to say. Every single song she makes is a fucking bop. Now go stream revelacion or else…
Selena Gomez is the most perfect human being to ever walk the planet.
by Selenagomezishawt June 24, 2021
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jesus gomez

A very short person who never brushes there hair and has a serious anger problem and thinks me big brain
by Big brain man February 17, 2022
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Xochitl Gomez

Xochitl Gomez is an actress known for starring as America Chavez in the 2022 marvel cinematic universe film ‘doctor strange in the multiverse of madness’. She has a bubbly personality and a large fanbase.
Friend: who is your favourite actress?
You: Xochitl Gomez!
by schafersmoon July 30, 2022
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chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez
The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again
by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023
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Jaime Luis Gomez

Person 1:Oh hey is that Jaime Luis Gomez!!

Person 2:Yes from black eyed peas.
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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GOMFL

Dude your stats are shit, GOMFL
by Triflecta July 10, 2010
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