Googarue

Googarue is a word created by me, "MrBlockU" aka "OGPORKY". It has two definitions, the first is using Googarue on online platforms as code for looking for two male sexual partners. When using Googarue you're declaring on social media that you're looking for a handicap man and a young man with down syndrome to suck cum out of. The other definition is known publicly as an insult. When you call someone a Googarue, you're insinuating that person is parasite upon society. Googarues are stereo-typically old gay black men, who sit on TikTok lives all day begging for money instead of contributing to society and crying online to tens of children tuning in. Calling someone a Googarue should only be used as an absolute last resort as being recognized as one is a fate worse than death.

1st Definition Example. (TikTok Bum): "Hello everyone, thanks for tuning in. Do we have any Googarues in the chat today? If we do please send me a message after the stream is done." ;)

2nd Definition Example. (You): "Man I hate TikTok livestreams, I found the absolute worst guy on there recently."
(Friend): "How come? What was he doing?"
(You): "It was so annoying, it was an old man who instead of getting a job spent his whole day on TikTok begging for donations, he was so hostile and egotistical. An absolute Googarue."

by OGPORKY June 18, 2024

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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

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