Ghoofuk

Ghoofuk can be used as either a noun or a verb.

a ghoofuk (noun) is a person that you would like to throw a pen in the eye of.
to ghoofuk (verb) is to throw a pen in some one's eye(often babies).

Matt: how funny would it be if i ghoofuked that baby?

Bohdan: Not funny at all your werewolf pedophile freak!... although slightly funny.

(Ghoofuking occurs)

Matt and Bohdan piss themselves laughing

by Dr.Broseph July 8, 2009

goombato

A large cuddly male of Hispanic and Italian descent (a.k.a. Mexitalian) that has ties to the mafia but is not in the mafia. Although, he is not a gangster or vato, he may cap your ass if necessary.

"One of my relatives was Italy's second most wanted criminal for organized crime. My family ran that country."

"Aren't you a quarter Mexican too? That would make you a goombato."

by TheColumbian February 6, 2010

Goomba

Someone that's really stupid or dumb

Guy 1: YO GURL IZ A GOOMBA!
Guy 2: DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MAH LADY DAT WAY.

by ITZYOGURLKHIZZZZZY January 26, 2012

goomba

Someone who shamelessly does stupid/gross things.

"Tyler let a stinker loose during his presentation, what a goomba!"

by goombaclot April 15, 2014

Gloomy Phantom

a person who is sad most of the time!
negative thinker

guy1-did ya meet mark the new guy!?
guy2-you mean that guy who's always sad!!
guy1-yea that Gloomy Phantom

by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014

ghomas

The best couple in the world!!!

"I so wish my relationship was as good as theirs!"
" They are such a ghomas!"

by ( ' _ ' ) December 19, 2015

goomba

the midgets in the circus that get trampled by the elephants.

Damn that show was great until that goomba got the shit stomped out of him

by goombas August 26, 2016