Ghoofuk

Ghoofuk can be used as either a noun or a verb.

a ghoofuk (noun) is a person that you would like to throw a pen in the eye of.
to ghoofuk (verb) is to throw a pen in some one's eye(often babies).
Matt: how funny would it be if i ghoofuked that baby?

Bohdan: Not funny at all your werewolf pedophile freak!... although slightly funny.

(Ghoofuking occurs)

Matt and Bohdan piss themselves laughing
by Dr.Broseph July 08, 2009
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beaver tail

Bohdan: I hear that slag has a beaver tail.

Dr.honey: Oh shitfuck really?!

Bohdan: ... wanna ask if we can see?

Dr.Honey:HELL NO!!!... yeah kinda.
by Dr.Broseph July 08, 2009
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