An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.
by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011
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Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010
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My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).
Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.
Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).
This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.
If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.
My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).
Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.
Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).
This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.
If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.
by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007
Get the bum fruit mug.1) The word fruitcake has come to mean someone who is round the bend, out to lunch, completely fucking mad. It came from the old British slang"Nutty as a fruitcake"(fruitcakes have got nuts in, ya see), because, as you know we've used the slang term "Nutters" for the insane for....well ever, really.
2) I do believe that some American people call gay people fruitcakes. I know that the term "fruit" has been used as a slightly derogatory term for Gay men(in the UK any way), but I'm really not sure where the "cakes" bit came from, or why!.
2) I do believe that some American people call gay people fruitcakes. I know that the term "fruit" has been used as a slightly derogatory term for Gay men(in the UK any way), but I'm really not sure where the "cakes" bit came from, or why!.
1) "Dave came round the other day, goin' on about these multidimensional life forms that are controlling his libido or somethin'" "Oh yeah, Dave's a total Fruitcake dude."
2)....Err not sure really!! I've never heard "fruitcake" used in this context. But "Fruit":
Err 2, take 2) "Look at John mincing about,......Oi John your a proper fruit mate"
2)....Err not sure really!! I've never heard "fruitcake" used in this context. But "Fruit":
Err 2, take 2) "Look at John mincing about,......Oi John your a proper fruit mate"
by HungryGhost March 21, 2015
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Guy #1: Hey man how'd it go?
Guy #2: Hold on I'll be right back to shotgun a PBR after I frustabate.
Guy #1: That bad hunh?
Guy #2: Hold on I'll be right back to shotgun a PBR after I frustabate.
Guy #1: That bad hunh?
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