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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011
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teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)
" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."
by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015
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Dabbing Grandma

The most cringe thing ever to exist

It will make you want to jump off a bridge
OH NO HELP US ALL GRANDMA HAS BECOME A DABBING GRANDMA
by Reverse uno card August 2, 2019
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Grandma Sister

The most disgusting thing people in Alabama can do, when your grandma is also your sister
man i got with grandma sister the other day, i love her old pussy
by alabamainsest August 2, 2020
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grandmas house

hey buddy i went to grandmas house last night and jenny had a great time.
by texasdallas12 March 29, 2010
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fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.
by anita bigdick May 24, 2004
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