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Flogstomple 

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.
"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"
Flogstomple by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014
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The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton
I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.
Floast by Misteryum November 19, 2014

Flopster 

Flopster is a place where pet lovers meet. "Flop" as floppy ears; "ster" as foster an animal.

The Flopsters are the community of pet lovers.
These people are pet sitting my friend's dog, they are part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly cafe yet? It is full of Flopsters!

My friend took her dog to the restaurant round the corner of her house, it is Flopster verified. You should go and take your puppy for an ice cream!
Flopster by CaptainSammy June 9, 2019

Flossed Out 

Too look cool, tight, flashy, etc.

Originally coined by The B.G.
"I stay flossed out all through the week, my money long, oh you don't know i'm the B.G."

- B.G - Bling Bling
Flossed Out by Altai January 18, 2010

anal flossage 

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus
my ass really hurts after that anal flossage
anal flossage by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

Curb Flossing 

Edging the grass along a street curb with weed eaters, mainly the maintenance guys who do city and residential landscaping. But doing your own lawn is included.
while i was driving to work, i saw the landscape maintenance guys curb flossing.
Curb Flossing by the_sovereign October 12, 2008