Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.

Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!

by Sonera June 9, 2011

masta flex

to the extreme, can be used with any word in front of this...

"blank" masta flex = extremely blank
ridiculous masta flex = extremly ridiculous
hud masta flex = extremely ugly/stupid/ridiculous
pimp masta flex = a major pimp
fag masta flex = an extremely gay person
neck head masta flex = someone who realy realy deserves a neck

by matB August 17, 2006

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv May 17, 2018

time flex

They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence

John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”

by Zroxev August 20, 2020

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021