Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.
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Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..
The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..
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A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
HHe thought he was a genius—a legend in his own mind—convinced that his intellect far surpassed everyone around him. In reality, he was a lazy, offish slacker who dodged responsibility, ignored guidance, and refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings. Despite repeated attempts to mentor him, he remained defiant, insisting that others were fools while his careless shortcuts created chaos.
The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop.
The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop.
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A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
HHe thought he was a genius—a legend in his own mind—convinced that his intellect far surpassed everyone around him. In reality, he was a lazy, offish slacker who dodged responsibility, ignored guidance, and refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings. Despite repeated attempts to mentor him, he remained defiant, insisting that others were fools while his careless shortcuts created chaos.
The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop.
The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop.
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