Flabberghastly

Something so ghastly it leaves you flabbergasted..
That moment where the sheer awfulness short-circuits your brain..

The state of his apartment was flabberghastly—I just stood in the doorway, unable to speak..
Opened the codebase and it was... just... flabberghastly..

by flabbergastly January 23, 2026

flabberjerked

feeling of a emotion so strong it can be used in any context

i was flabberjerked after i nutted on my wall

by indigosgoodboy March 15, 2026

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025

Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers

Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually

by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025

Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.

My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.

by DoomAnus June 5, 2025

flabberjabbin

Sneaking around and being unfaithful to your spouse. Primarily used in the south.

Man, you know you been out there flabberjabbin, you know that stuff ain't right. She gone find out!

by Poliosis6 November 24, 2025

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

by OzzieRob November 26, 2025