Fizzlefuck

A stupid person who is so uneducated about slang relating to sex that they don't know the difference between fisting and pisting.

What a cunt smooching belly shitting lizard crapping fizzlefuck!

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 26, 2015

fizzacular

Fizzacular is a spectacular fizzle.

I bombed out in my final exams - it was fizzacular.

by Simon Daniele September 10, 2015

fizzburt

the sexiest person alive, basically the closest thing to a god

i will only let a fizzburt fuck me

by fuzzyburt January 8, 2017

fizz hick

(noun)
1. Term of affection, usually used on someone while delivering bad news
2. A southern soda smuggler

Teacher: "Alright, Fizz Hicks, you have four textbooks to read over the summer! And write 8 papers for each!"
Student: "I don't want to and what the hell is 'fizz hicks'?

Dude 1: That fizz hick sold me some New England Iced tea yesterday.
Dude 2: Really?! Those were banned since 1997!

by shi8 July 7, 2017

fizzle cuffer

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.

Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”

by Itsaword October 23, 2018

firzylin

Male who changes gender and sexuality every day, got bullied off instagram, has autidm and has adhd. dumb and stupid, eady af. cries too much, simps for dutch cookie.

Micheal: Fuck firzylin

Firz: WAAAAHH WAAAAAH DUSHAN!!

Micheal was sadly removed after.

by marshalsebf October 9, 2020

Fezzy man

A big dirty male prostitute
Only scrawny johneds usually go for these in desperate times

Oh Rodney I’m really feeling like I need a fezzy man to hold tight tonight

by Carlsbro January 12, 2021