Caucus fecal dance

When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls
by Blueberry salad May 25, 2023
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fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008
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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 09, 2019
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fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
by shaddarknight June 22, 2011
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fecalative

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.
Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by PervyPandas June 23, 2024
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