fuck rob

a phrase commonly used at a workplace to describe a person who is only doing their job and asks a simple question, and then gets shit on by their coworkers.

"May i ask you a question?"
"fuck Rob, i'm busy!"

by fuckrob December 25, 2011

Fuck You Tax

A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."

£1.50 'Booking fee' on my cinema tickets - that's just a 'Fuck You tax'!

by eswqc January 16, 2011

Fuck America

What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.

Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".

You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."

American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*

by HmmkkAmericabooboo May 18, 2019

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

works better then "Shut up."

Danielle: *singing loudly*
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O

by thegirl123 April 7, 2009

fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.

" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"

by Samantha March 9, 2004

Da fuck?

When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".

Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in

*Man walks in*

Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!

by DJ Timyo Fr33flo September 18, 2011

Fuck Boss

A boss who's just so cool he can fuck the employees and show up late and no one gives a shit.

"How is he still working here? He fucked the intern!"

"He's a fuck boss Joan. No one gives a shit."

by jamietheboss September 13, 2016