fake fuck 

a wanna-be; somebody being something that they are not; just a fake ass person; unreal

Rick Ross, the rapper, is a fake fuck because he wouldnt admit that he was da police. Keep it 100.

fake fuck by MRS.BBT256 May 6, 2009

fake-up sex 

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.

We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.

fake-up sex by Agent Dan April 20, 2008

fake jamaican 

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

fake jamaican by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

fake italian 

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

fake italian by hmm October 28, 2005

fake ass gangsta 

Fourteen year old kids who feel the need to impress readers of urbandictionary.com with bad grammar (read: ebonics) and indirect threats toward "white boys" who are false flagging.

lil phsyco is a fake ass gangsta.

fake ass gangsta by to_kill_the_sun September 2, 2005

Fake people 

People who will only hangout with you when they have no one else to hangout with. They will be a different person and hangout with people they have known less longer. They will invite other People to things that they know you don’t like, and then will ditch you for that person.

I can’t stand fake people who do those things to people they call their friends.

Fake people by allsmeres November 15, 2019

Tasty Fake 

Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.

Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.

"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."

Tasty Fake by karasuma January 7, 2008