facebook

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)

I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!

by shm02 May 17, 2018

Facebook

A thing that only adults use

OMG Facebook is the best -Adults

by Farthest October 1, 2017

Facebook

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.

OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.

by imAGHOST October 30, 2019

Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

by Toppet May 26, 2016

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018