Fuck me boots

Brand new knee high plus boots worn for the first time which make your feet hurt like hell.

Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"

by thuringian August 6, 2009

Fuck me eyes

The look of Jacob muse

“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”

by UrbanFuckMe June 19, 2018

Fuck Me Pumas

n. That specific white pair of Pumas gay guys wear in Czech porn while getting fucked in the ass.

I'm wearing my fuck me Pumas to let him know I bottom on the first date.

by eaterofdicks October 20, 2015

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by daniel eat my ass January 20, 2021

fuck me in the heart

An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay.

When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!".

by GeeBird January 26, 2007

fuck me day

A day in which to ask your friend to have sex with you but not have it mean that you "like" them.

fuck me day occurs on April 15th.

Hey would you like to fuck is fuck me day

by sammy_boi May 27, 2018

Fucks Me Off

The feeling you gets when you see something nice you can'take afford

Tara's new Corvette really fucks me off.

by Dianney October 5, 2015