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cum-shot distance envy
cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
cum-shot distance envy by eda-skip October 7, 2021
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Singles Envy Day
February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
Singles Envy Day by Awger February 8, 2010
weenis envy
The deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it's bigger than yours.
I'll never forget that day when my Mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, my weenis is bigger than yours". The weenis envy still hurts today.
weenis envy by jadeywadey June 27, 2006
circumcision envy
A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!
Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran
circumcision envy by buggaluggs October 2, 2009
penis envy
penis envy by lynsey f. baby March 17, 2009