egonomics

My mom's mom's mom's mom's grand grand grand son.

Lego my egonomics, bitch.

by Trent August 10, 2003

egonomics

psychological masturbation

Eventually nobody believed his boasting except for himself, it was all egonomics.

by Silly Dad August 12, 2003

Egging the bred

Used when some next man is rucking with some other next man and one of the next men is brucking up the other bredwin bad.

"What-da-blut-yo, that next man is really egging the bred!"

by Smith June 18, 2005

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 9, 2008

eigonator

This is when you see a guy named Eigor, and you think he should be awesome like the governator; just like 'Awnuld'!

This person is basically a massive juggernaut. Lots of Fat.

Doesn't need to have the name 'Eigor'.

Person A: Hahaha, check that eigonator out. Your team!

Person B: You bastard! That's disgusting!

by Keith Christian Cavanaugh of Georgia May 9, 2008

Egonomics

Egonomics - The science of designing "menu driven" or thought systems in such a manner as to be intuitive to logical interpretation, especially so as being able to return to the last decision point or to the starting point from any location within the system.

For example, when you are using a "menu" on the telephone, ATM, etc. you want to have the ability to return to the last decision point, or to the beginning of the menu from anywhere within the menu. That would be an example of "good" egonomics.

by truther51 February 6, 2010

eggknees

Having a ovum-like knee structure. The smoothness of eggknees reminds the population of the outside shell of an egg. There aren't many of these out there, but when one is found, it is highly recommended that the owner of the eggknee sets up 2 laptops, and skype's with him/herself in order to achieve maximum pleasure.

Hank: "I was rollerblading, and I fell of my eggknees."
Bartholomew: "Did you have eggknee pads on?"
Hank:"No, they're so smooth my pads slid off."
Bartholomew: "Dang.."

by ezpotato August 31, 2010