fried egg fart

a fart that stinks to high heaven with tha aroma of a sulfurous fried egg.

After I unleashed a fried egg fart, the conference room cleared out rapidly.

by doctorg March 21, 2009

egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

by anon November 21, 2002

Egg on Legs

A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.

Person 1: "She's incredibly fat!"

Person 2: "I know...look at that egg on legs."

by Hazencruz August 6, 2010

Egg Tank

The most kickass white Chevy Cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.
It has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, Zombehs and YOUR MOTHER. It tanks it's way through everything and holds a troop of six with FIVE seats; that's how kickass that car is. The driver is awesome, but the Eggtank prevails over him.

THIS IS EGGTANK!
Dude 1: DID YOU SEE THE EGG TANK?! THAT THING IS KICKASS.
Dude 2: Holy shit! You're right!
Dude 3: lolz

by xLunarSerenadex April 1, 2008

Egg-fart

When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing

Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....

random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself

by Robin December 10, 2003

Put an egg on it

direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.

Matt: I am the nastiest baller on the court.
Cody: put an egg on it

by RobAa January 5, 2008

Egg Bok

More a feat of strength than a sexual act. A woman assumes the horse-stance position and inserts a raw egg fully inside her birth canal. The man (usually) sits cross-legged in front of her with complete concentration. After proper chi is harnessed, the man will strike one blow to the woman's taint (space between vagina and asshole). If this is performed correctly, the egg will break within the womb and only the yolk will ooze out, fully in tact. This is very similar to the Dim Mak (touch of death) in the hit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Bloodsport.

After much practice, young Methusula was finally able to egg bok his soon-to-be-bride in front of the entire village; proving his worth and skill.

by Steve Jouflas January 15, 2009