Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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Early 2020s

They are the years from 2020 to 2023. It’s the time period when Covid-19 slapped everyone in their faces. It was also the start and end of wars. The War in Afghanistan ended in 2021 with a terrible Kabul airport Suicide bombing killing 183 people. Israeli–Palestinian conflicts grows with 2021 starting an outbreak of violence to a war in 2023. Don’t forget the Russian Invasion of Ukraine in 2022.
You had a lot of terrible natural disasters in this short time.
If you live in the US the annoying Trump was replaced as President with that one elderly man some call sleepy Joe.

There was so much crazy things I can’t even name all of them
Let’s talk music in Latin…..Bad Bunny was all over the place in the early 2020s lol

Just remember that The Sentinelese people are doing fine to this day.
The early 2020s was pretty crappy in a lot of ways.
by So accurate December 14, 2023
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early life crisis

allegedly an album thats gonna drop new by that femboy twink ah mfer nettspend
"yo im hype for early life crisis"
"go outside bro, please."
by wzrd101 June 10, 2025
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an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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early charlie

a young man who cums before first insertion.
an early charlie is to climax in one's pants when sexual acts are suggested by their partner prior to the act actually occurring.
by ciggy132 February 06, 2014
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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
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said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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