Duchebaggeryness

The vibe you give off when you are a duchebag

When people are asses they have that duchebaggeryness about them

by Lawdedoda May 3, 2011

Doucher

a complete douche bag who's girlfriend is way too good for them

will is a doucher

by /\/\i(@E1@ July 7, 2011

duche-atopia

A snob party. A gathering of duche nozzles. A party where all the people are trying to show up each other through their clothes, cars, their money, and their education attainment. A very boring party full of uninteresting people.

Sam: "Did you go to Charlton's party last night?"
Will: "Yeah, but everybody there was a total snob, just like Charlton.

Sam: "Total duche-atopia, right? I told you not to go."

by vordmeister June 12, 2011

Douchernova

Noun: 1) An astronomically profound expression of douche behavior. 2) The person (douche) who generates such.

What a night. Our solar system was scoured with intense shock waves from Jim being such a douchernova. Because of him, poor Pluto got demoted to Big Rock status.

by L*dub August 17, 2011

Douchery

In ancient Roman Times, public pre-orgy bathing centers.

"Caesar, away with us to the douchery. Tonight, we orgify."

by TugglesB November 4, 2012

Doucherson

Another form of a douchebag. Someone who is such a douchebag that they literally take it to another level.

"Can you believe that Billy stole his Grandma's life savings to support his heavy addiction to Dunkaroo's? You can't get them in the States anymore so he ordered like 15,000 boxes from Canada. What a Doucherson."

by Cease February 11, 2013

doucherary

When you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. Similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. Almost always used with "responsibility" after it, because most of us don't want to be a douche, but hey, we've all HAD to pull the douche card at some point.

For instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he's shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.

It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.

When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.

by PimpinAintEasy March 22, 2013