Drunken Steps

A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.

I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk

by Soreleg October 31, 2009

drunklexic

the art of misspelling words backwards after consuming alcohol

Girl: the partys over
Guy: thats so emal
Girl: uh, what?
Guy: just had a drunklexic moment

by falconduvent June 6, 2010

Drunken Perry

when one sticks ones erect penis in another ones ear.

i am gonna drunken perry you good tonight

by Glitter John March 10, 2011

Drunkenated

1. The state of being simultaneously drunk and caffeinated. Drunkenation generally produces feelings of euphoria and unlimited energy. Like becoming lit, but without the penchant for self-destruction.

Dude, I got slightly drunkenated on whisky and coffee, and I cleaned my entire house in under 10 minutes.

by tehdrunkenator December 6, 2011

drunkey

A drunk who is acting like an ass.

"Did she just slap that guys drink out of his hand."
"Yeah she is a fucking drunkey."

by FriedPlantains December 23, 2013

drunken sailor

A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.

Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.

"Yeah we made Bob do the drunken sailor"

by maddyyy.x December 22, 2008

Drunkle

Drunkle; Raging, immature, psychopathic, Irrationally stubborn, drunken depraved, manically depressed, mentally ill, destructively reduced, obliviously confused 40-year old virgin drunk of an uncle, and more.

R.I.P. Cirrhosis

"Im gonna go handle the Drunkle real quick"

by Tussin Professor September 28, 2009