Controller Drift

When Your Fucking Controller Won't Sort It's Self Out It For Some Reason And Has A Pair Of Joy Sticks Who Can't Move In A Straight Line

I Have Fucking Controller Drift.

by Yarmster December 15, 2023

day drifting

Like day dreaming but you're too high.

I was day drifting.

by Boobnerdy July 31, 2017

drifting nap

When you want to take a nap but every time you drift off to sleep you wake back up. Eventually you drift and wake up so many times that you feel refreshed.

I woke up this morning and I still felt tired, I took a drifting nap and I felt fine.

by Mia Falcone August 18, 2017

design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.

The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.

by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018