dookie comes after kerplunk
by star.bubble.wrap.girl November 28, 2006
Get the dookie mug.A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.
Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.
by GringoTN September 28, 2019
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An exquisite way of expressing the scientific term commonly known as “a fart”. This term is only to be used by PROFESSIONALS OF THE STUDY. (Also the opposite of a solid fart)
by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019
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by jdubyaalard October 21, 2010
Get the A Okee-Dokee mug.n. Similar to the ookie cookie. After chugging some ex-lax (or eating a chewable ex-lax tablet), a group of guys stand in an out-facing circle. A cookie (any variety) is placed at the center of the circle. The guys assume a squatting position so they each cover a portion of the cookie. The goal is to not be the first guy to unleash his stanky fudge onto the cookie. The first guy to have an assplosion onto the cookie must eat the cookie, but only after all guys have drained their colons. For added fun and excitement, participants should consume large amounts of corn the evening before they partake in the Dookie Cookie.
Tim: "Man, I sure am hungry for a snack!"
Matt: "Here, take some ex-lax and join the circle. If you are the first to shat, you can have the dookie cookie!"
Matt: "Here, take some ex-lax and join the circle. If you are the first to shat, you can have the dookie cookie!"
by BullMaster March 25, 2008
Get the dookie cookie mug.In jail, when an inmate throws his feces around a common area in order to lure guards in so that he may fight them.
by SpongerAtHeart January 13, 2008
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