Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation

“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”

by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019

Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

ploff dive

When somone catches a fart in their mouth and blows into a womens vagina.

"Peter caught a fart in his mouth and blew it into Sandy's vagina giving her a 10/10 Ploff Dive"

by Komang666 February 29, 2020

Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.

Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch

by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020

Chin Dive

When you’re sitting and fall asleep face down, basically, your chin took a dive

My girl woke up from a hard chin dive and her neck was banging! Honey, lean back next time cus chin diving was so 1990’s.

by Madeintheshade April 22, 2020

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

Boogle-Dive

To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.

"I just found out that jump instructor is a cop and Bronwyn just performed a boogle-dive!

by Tekorji November 26, 2020