Dickening

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes

Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night

by Old dicker January 11, 2017

Dickenballs

Something a Marcus would like

Marcus likes dickenballs

by OFFDAKOOLAID September 23, 2019

Urb Dicker

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.

Ben: "You bone slut, go put your asshat back on!"
Dan: "whatever, you're such a fuckin' Urb Dicker."

by reina.marie March 13, 2008

ninja dicked

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

by JCjenny December 10, 2010

dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

by aki December 10, 2004