The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.
1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?
by The Dapper Gentleman September 16, 2017
Get the pig dicking mug.The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
by randominternethandle November 9, 2017
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The act of break dancing on ones dick and breaking their dick in the process of the act (It is also a death by snoo snoo)
“Did you hear what happened to Johnathan? He was found dead after Break Dicking”
“Really!?! That’s brazy!!”
“Really!?! That’s brazy!!”
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by Otsego January 3, 2008
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Get the Raw Dicking mug.Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.
Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.
by Jkinny July 19, 2011
Get the Matthew Dickinson mug.When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015
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