Super Dew 

Super Dew was first introduced to the populace by a now-defunct website of the late nineties. The site's authors posted photos documenting the proper method for obtaining Super Dew (usually from a Taco Bell they frequented).

The substance is what comes out of a fountain drink machine after its carbonated water tap has been disabled. A thick, syrupy, ultra-caloric sap, Super Dew is only consumable in small amounts.

Ryan has not had a bowel movement since he drank Super Dew five years ago.

Mary drank Super Dew, broke the land speed record, and ran through a brick wall.

Super Dew by jedskim July 19, 2006

Mountain Dew 

The dew that forms between a womans Boobs....On a hot summer day or while doing strenuous activities...ie working out, having sex, moving day, having sex, cleaning house,having sex ,Mowing the lawn, cleaning the pool, sex, Cooking, sex or Hiking..Etc..

Wheew... It's so hot in this gym, I oozed out alot of Mountain Dew! Time to hit the showers.

Baby..I really need a shower now..I did all the work to produce all this Mountain Dew!

* Appilicable Only To Big Breasted Women..Little Boobies Need Not Apply or are able to use this word because it would then be politically incorrect..LOL

Mountain Of Breast= Mountain Dew

Small Boobs= Mole Hill Dew

Mountain Dew by Smiley One....CCu2 June 17, 2009

MTN DEW 

The most wonderful, anti-black, boner to the moon, craziest, whitest drink ever. It makes black men cry the there moms in the field and makes white man rule with other worldy power.
It is the grape drank of white people. Its what rednecks buy when they cant afford beer. Its what your baby drank in the whome. IT IS GOD.

MTN DEW IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY

MTN DEW by niggersreallysuck108 June 13, 2011

mountain dew 

Another term for "boob sweat," when a girl gets sweat marks on their shirt in the area underneath their boobs.

"She has some serious mountain dew going on."
or
"Hey, you've got some mountain dew there..."

mountain dew by AnnieMayStellar November 14, 2005

mountain dew 

Tit Sweat or Sweat of the Tits.

"Dude that hot milf was running so hard she had mad mountain dew!"

mountain dew by the real abe lincoln August 26, 2009

Do the Dew 

Having sex with a Mountain Dew container. See: fuckyeahdothedew.tumblr.com

Aww man, did you see her Do the Dew? How did that fit in her pussy?

Do the Dew by Kgramblam December 29, 2013

Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

Mountain Dew Suprise by Flipzomg August 24, 2008