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desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
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Desperation Comedy

When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.
He sucks so bad he using that desperation comedy on stage.
by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023
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Despereaux

Courage, brave, truth, honor, gentlemen
A mouse Despereaux chose to be brave dispite what everyone was telling him
by Sweetheartkisses August 25, 2023
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Desperentsion

“Desperentsion” is a word that’s been combined with the words desperate and separation. You will use this word to describe an friend that is super desperate and he/her has separated himself/herself from the world for the desperation of being down bad for some sexual activity’s with an certain person that isn’t worth anything. Down to the levels of taking one for the team down bad.
Hey man that’s some Desperentsion shit
by GAKKO KID January 15, 2024
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Desperado

The act or condition of giving oneself a dirty sanchez
Feeling lonely and aroused, Amelia had no choice but to give herself a desperado
by Despo9000 April 5, 2024
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desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.
She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025
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Desperivity

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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