dane cookers

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.

Fucking dane cookers!

by JayMoo January 20, 2007

Daelen

A Daelen is a sweet guy when dating, but none trustworthy. He is a player for all girls and makes them feel special until bored! Loves to watch porn and play COD! Daelen is a typical guy but very very mean to many people. Likes to call people mean names such as greaser and bitch!

I was dating this super sweet guy then he went SOO MEAN!" "Oh he must be a Daelen! :(

by JustinBieberlover5 November 6, 2011

Uncle dane

A total hottie, 100% nutt material. Not to be confused with tf2's Dane, this Dane will make Niagara falls in your pants,every time he enters a room, no exceptions.

oh my god! it's Uncle Dane! (nutts silently)

by pootis the gibus hoovy June 8, 2018

dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.

Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour

by Gozzy August 20, 2006

great dane dump

basically, a turd that is so big it defies belief. usually done by a human.

oh my god! what the hell have you left in the toilet bob?

why thats a great dane dump martha. Tell me if its gone after the 4th flush.

by CiRcLe_ThEoRy January 15, 2008

dane cook

verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.

Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.

YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.

by a guy who thinks dane cook is funny but hates when assholes quote him all the time January 3, 2008

dane cook

dane cook is one silly bitch. stand up comedian that starred in vicious circle and live at madison square garden. also made retailiation. also, an actor in waiting, good luck chuck, and many others. boston is where he was born. boston red sox is his favorite team. according to vicious circle.

you are going to laugh one day and think that dane cook is a silly bitch. he got me..seatbelts...haha.

by ashley-babie December 18, 2008