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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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custank

means to suck my cock or dick. it means getting whorely pleasure on a monday morning
i got custanked yesterday, FOR REAL
by amanda harwell April 26, 2007
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custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
by joe wig December 22, 2008
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custodiaphobia

ex: Gwen has custodiaphobia. She refuses to eat chocolate pudding.
by Yad Nyletak March 20, 2013
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Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.
Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”
by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018
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Customer

A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.
"WHERE IS THE TROUBLESHOOT, CUSTOMER?" - Alex
by n0netrickpony December 9, 2019
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Custom wood burning

Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!
I ordered i custom wood burned piece by custom wood burning yesterday!
by KFC raid June 22, 2021
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