TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

by Rifle October 22, 2008

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Cushwa

An inherently lazy intern who is good at nothing.

Or...
A douche that has no first name

What the hell is Cushwa doing? Wait, nothing.

by Bosshog54 March 14, 2015

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Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

by potato pusher December 30, 2010

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Seat Cushion Hesitation

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.

Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.

by pandamonger September 21, 2009

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crusher

crusher - Some Danish crossdresser who goes to danish crossdressing clubs to pick up Danish crossdressers......
But not even the other crossdressers likes him.

- Hey Lance, are you going to the Danish crossdressing party tonight?

- Nah, crusher'll be there.

- damn, I hate that guy so much.

by Random Ep member. Not Elmdor April 5, 2004

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