When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?
by Coralface June 10, 2023
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The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
cucumber loves me
by somethingsomethinggayguy March 2, 2021
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A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).
Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"
by Ace contributor January 30, 2016
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If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
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A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
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A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"
by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 10, 2014
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