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Chooching

The act of taking what's not yours with out asking in an excessive manner.
"That kid is chooching my drinks, I've seen him drink five of my beers"
by Clifdawg October 19, 2017
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Couching

A new form of dancing, consisting of enough guys sitting on a couch, making them very close to each other, while a girl is taken (or forced) to the couch and laid across the guys. The guys move up and down with the beat of the music in almost a "hump" like action. More than one girl can be couching if desired, or if the couch is large enough.
The ladies at the party loved couching with the guys.
by GTPaqman October 26, 2009
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Cracking Back

Having vigorous anal sex, so hard that it results in the spine dismantling, and therefore, cracking the partners back.
Dude, I love cracking backs and putting my partners into full body casts.
by Old man Jenkins January 25, 2015
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cracking

A term used by a low quality or mental radio DJ to describe items or fill space.
That was a cracking track from Peter Andre and there's more where that came from on our cracking show. So stay tuned!
by HudsonFanatic May 1, 2005
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roaching

running to get to the first place in line or cutting in line where there is nothing of value to be gotten
Look at them cutting the line to get in to the chow hall. There's only crumbs left. They need to quit that roaching.
by puzzle man November 12, 2005
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Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.
by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009
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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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