When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.
by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018
Get the whipped creammug. A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.
I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.
by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009
Get the Cream Kernelmug. Lmao cream is a substance which is used to make people laugh, more than when flying in a roflcopter. It must be used twice daily in order for the effects to be seen.
by FrankistathaMista! January 20, 2009
Get the Lmao Creammug. Use your imagination
by cyndy February 21, 2003
Get the Whipped creammug. Ex 1:
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the cream of manmug. When you are fucking a girl up the ass and you cum, leave your dick in there and then pee in her ass. Then when she goes to the bathroom to shit, it comes out and looks like orange cream.
by irai February 10, 2007
Get the Orange creammug. • The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days
Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."
by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009
Get the Ice Creammug.