Eats Crayons

"Eats Crayons" is a insult aimed at attacking Australians on the NDIS (A Government program that supports Australians with significant disabilities). The insult is often used by generation-alpha as a sledge or insult against their friends. The phrase implies a level of stupidity, disability or lack of mental cognition.

Look at Joe. You can tell he Eats Crayons.

by WindowsEdge February 1, 2026

coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

Im crayon

A term first used in ugly streamer "Yusuf7n" chat by a unknown user who said "Ts so funny I'm crayon😭🖍️" The term later gained popularity In his chat sometimes used by his overweight and hideous mod by the name of "Dufib"

Ts so funny im crayon😭🖍️

by yusuf7nloverandhater June 24, 2025

Morrigan Clayson

A very hot and nerdy irish girl if she didn’t insult me in the first place

Jamilius: *moves his head an atom towards the right*
Morrigan Clayson: Yo guys, did you see Jamilius move his head towards the right? Why did he do that? Is he scared or something?
Guys: We don’t give a crap
Jamilius: Morrigan Clayson you need to start sdiybt

by BeefyAmir2763 July 27, 2025

Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

Flat Crayon

Someone that is not very intelligent

"Wouldn't you agree that Madison is a flat crayon?"

by Flat Crayon January 2, 2026

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008