Catch the Oompa Loompa

A lot like a cleveland steamer, but you try to catch it in mid air.

I hope she had some fiber before we play 'Catch the Oompa Loompa' or its just going to end up a regular old cleveland steamer.

by Coliver December 13, 2007

Javelin Catcher

A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competition.

Hey, send Noah to be this years Javelin Catcher for USA.

by O Jonny Boy August 14, 2008

catchpole

Medival Occupation, A sheriff/tax collector's deputy, who, when citizens were unable to pay taxes, had their chickens taken away, using a catch-pole, thus the name.

The peasants lost their chickens to the catchpole.

by ChibiDan March 22, 2005

catch-up sex

Sexual intercourse engaged in to make up for having missed opportunities for sex. The missed sex could be due to your partner traveling, or being too busy, or having a fight. This is different than make-up sex. With make-up sex there is one sex act which accomplishes the goal. With catch-up sex you have to compensate for all the sex you missed having.

Wife: That was really good sex.
Husband: Yes, but we'll need to do it again in 2 hours.
Wife: Why on earth?
Husband. We were mad at each other for a week. We would have had sex 5 times in that week. We have four more to go.
Wife: Oh yeah, catch-up sex.

Joe: Hey want to go to the driving range tomorrow?
John: No, I can't. I have to stay home with my wife all weekend.
Joe: Honey-do list?
John: Sort of. I was out of town for two weeks straight, tomorrow is dedicated to catch-up sex. I have to honey-do her a lot.

by harmony08 July 6, 2011

CrapChat

1.when someone sends you an utterly pointless snap chat image.

2. When Someone sends you a picture of their freshly brewed shite still steaming in the toilet...

Aww for fuck sake Gordon just CrapChatted me,

What?

He just sent me a picture of his shite..

by Dutchcoolpepper September 9, 2013

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Catch

1. To be on the receiving end of a lap dance or twerk session
2. To dance or slow grind with someone who is twerking on you

1: She threw it back on me so I had to catch it
2: I was twerking on a guy at a party and he couldn't catch

by LordFarsquaad May 19, 2016