crapshack

where several faves live propping up a bar with their fish

prebooze at crapshack then?

by miffygrl May 27, 2011

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.

Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.

by enviroman June 29, 2011

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

chopsticky

When you use a pair of chopsticks so much that it is like they are stuck to your hands. This word may be used to describe someone who is very chopstick proficient.

"Omg Jess, you are so chopsticky"

by w0rdsm1th27 September 7, 2016

Chopsticks

When two men use the same urnal.

Bruh, why are you going chopsticks with me?

by AJK475 August 20, 2016

Chopsticks

A tool not dissimilar to the hammer or sextant, created by those of the orient. It is often used to transfer food from one location to another (usually the mouth) as a replacement to using one's own hands.

Elizabeth had the discernible distinction of being both white in tone of skin and also being adept with a pair of chopsticks.

rocksticks cocksticks yatchsticks hawksticks tonyhawksticks hopscotch butterscotch

by Literalblackpeople January 5, 2017

Crapsicle

When your shit freezes into a solid, stick of fecal matter.

Jonny: "Hey, when are ya coming to the party? "
Jimmy: "I can't come right now, I got a crapsicle stuck to my ass."

by Analator 5000 April 21, 2017