Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.

Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.

by Next_lvl_Strats August 8, 2014

Cornography

Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes

"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!

by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Cordon Blue

When you insert your chicken strip in her ham sandwich

" I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"

"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"

by BigFatEye May 14, 2016

Cornography

The act of teasing the caged black man with his favourite jail time meal, corn bread.

"officer Hobbs, fetch the bread from the oven and open the hatch on cell 2, tyrone needs taught a lesson so let's show him some cornography"

by Beefneckboy November 4, 2016

Convobombing

A person who enters a conversation without being asked there opinion. Usually they think they have something important to say but in actuality are a extremely annoying.

Sally kept convobombing us at lunch today, why dosent she ever stfu?!?

by ms. Witt November 15, 2016

Convo

Chores or things to do

Have you finished all your convos yet? Only used in California

by Jave ega February 4, 2017

cordoroy elvis

A person that should have used a condom based off all the trouble maternity caused in his life.

"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."

"Cordoroy Elvis should have never gotten Sharren pregnant, he's better off alone."

by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017