censophiliac

Someone who finds Census workers irresistible objects of desire.

Simone is a total censophiliac. She's even aroused by the questions on the form.

by Gerivan February 12, 2010

censorship

Disagreeing with you.

"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"This is censorship!"

by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016

Flying Concord

When engaging in sexual intercourse, you proceed to start out with the familiar Doggy Style. After you are set and positioned, you grasp the females hips or stomach area and lift up causing her upper half to become airborne. The female then spreads her arms wide while still airborne, and the male sways left to right as it resembles steering a concord aircraft.

"No Eric, I'm sick of the Flying Concord, my arms get too tired.

by Eric M, Derek P, Matt C January 17, 2009

conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly

I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me

by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008

Censorship

1. An implementaion of the idea that some things are to vulgar, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant to be talked about, printed, or shown in media. These media are edited/not released to the public, based on the norms of society.

2. A tool used by those in power to control the flow of information, and subsequent opinions, of those not in power.

1. The movie was "cleverly" dubbed over to eliminate swearing, which is a form of censorship.

2. Censorship has, over time, led many people to believe that those who are wealthy are more intelligent, fit, or worthy than those who are not (and corporate America owns these peoples' minds).

by Al October 12, 2003

Consolenerf

1. Video games which could have been great on PC's at one time, but were changed to console (or ported from console) by someone who did not understand the benefits and potential of gaming PC's.

ex. - You used to have something cool, but now your stuff
suxors.

"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."

"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."

Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.

2. Consolenerfed - verb -

a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive

b.To Stop something from working

Usually a term used in online games:

'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''

by DaPahkoDeBBF October 21, 2009

THE CONCORDIA

It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.

"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."

by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006