Computing

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...

You are not computing are you...?

by KaliKrystal February 28, 2011

Quantum Computing

Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms or nuclei that allow them to work together as quantum bits commonly known as qubits is reffred as quantum computing.

Quantum Computing; Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms

by s j tubrazy April 14, 2013

apple computer

A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris

by Tasty Snax July 3, 2003

Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

fuck this computer

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.

Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer

by manuel March 7, 2005

commutator

A communist dictator.

Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."

Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"

by naraic April 11, 2008