boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.

"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."

by Krkič January 7, 2021

Cloud Chasing Competitions

Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.

My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.

by longislandguy94 May 25, 2016

complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.

Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008

complete loser

also known as Tyler M., he is often found walkind around school with david a., laughing at the crazy shit david a. does.

HAHA! look at the complete loser, who is absolutely a stupid ass motherfucker worthless piece of shit!

by chaos April 24, 2004

Complete The Picture

1. To check out one side of a lady (or man) walking by and then turning around to check out the other side.

Man 1: "Dude that chick's ass is effin' hot, let's complete the picture and see if her front matches the back"
Man 2: "Ack, jeez, her face is f'king ugly!"

by Anononononon1 September 19, 2010

Complete Waste of life

Someone who is so worthless they don't deserve to live. No one likes them and wishes they were dead.

"WOW Christian Wright is a COMPLETE waste of Life"


"His life must really suck"

by ALBERT09745 July 5, 2008

completelybrilliantandawesome

1. Indefinitely pwning everyone else.
2. Perfect, intelligent, awesome.
3. Veravriin.

Veravriin is completely brilliant and awesome.

by Yours truly ;D March 7, 2005