Go Commit Viki

The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.

"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"

by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020

Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 7, 2020

Committing Evil for Evils Sake

Got to keep Molech entertained.

Committing Evil for Evils Sake - the Satanic way

by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020

commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.

Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S

by Donor boi October 12, 2021