cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.
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I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
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to have sex with four places on her body 1. the pooter 2. the mouth 3. the pussy 4. the hole in her neck
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I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.
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by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003
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