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Clam Jam

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce February 21, 2008
mugGet the Clam Jammug.

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.
That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.
by superbubba October 20, 2009
mugGet the toothed clammug.

Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.
Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.
by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014
mugGet the Clam-blockmug.

Honking Clam

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”
by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018
mugGet the Honking Clammug.

Clam strike

“My husband bought an RV, so I’m on a clam strike.”

“My husband spent out stimulus check on car parts, so Now my parts are on CLAM STRIKE.”
by Masterk8 March 27, 2021
mugGet the Clam strikemug.

razor clam

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date
by Justjokin420 July 5, 2016
mugGet the razor clammug.

Clam Bowl

The female version of a fruit bowl. A fruit bowl is accomplished when a male tucks his genitalia between his legs and moons on onlooker. The female version is easier to pull off because it requires no tucking, but is not veiwed as an insult.
Man 1: Did that chick in that passing car just moon us?
Man 2: Her pants were all the way down, that was a full on clam bowl.
by I got you back September 22, 2011
mugGet the Clam Bowlmug.

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