Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

by KateSauce February 21, 2008

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Clam Hammock

The Lady verison of a banana hammock,

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage

by penisy December 5, 2009

Wonka Clam

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.

That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam

by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011

Drowning the clam

Where a woman use a showerhead to massage her vagina

I was drowning the clam for about 15 minutes and it felt so good oh my god.

by quaintrock August 17, 2010

Clam Clasher

A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together

She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been a clam clasher

by NSP81 April 27, 2007

clam cuddlers

The female equivalent of nut huggers.
Very tight pants.

A: "Did you see Molly's clam cuddlers today?"
B: "Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't tear when she sat down!"

by Angel_Baby575 April 28, 2013