the chair

The electric chair, created by a dentists, it is now the most popular way of state execution in the united states.

Firing squad or the chair?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Claire

Claire is an amazing person with a very kind heart. Apparently she is amazing at foosball and I’m sure she looks good doing it. She is incredible at anything she does and is stunning . So gorgeous all the guys like her. IF you have a claire in your life you better count your blessings. She is a great person and you should be lucky to have her

Claire is sexy

by Shhsshssbshdu November 21, 2018

Chair

A form of seating used to keep oneself off of the ground.
Can also be used as an insult.

"I sat on a chair to keep my jeans clean!"
"You are a CHAIR!"

by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Admiral's Chair

a sexual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.

I had her in the admiral's chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.

by steve canyon April 17, 2009

Duke Depps Chair

A chair that always gets railed every single time the song “ I see Red” gets played in a Dukemoose livestream.

OMG DID YOU SEE DUKE DEPPS CHAIR 🪑

by Idkmyname____ March 19, 2021

claired

when you happen upon a random pair of black panties

You open up the dryer to get your clothes and realize you have just been claired.

by Kraft Cheese December 21, 2008

Chair Envy

A mental state where one covets the chair another is sitting in.

I had a hard time enjoying the concert. I was preoccupied with a bad case of chair envy. It seemed like everyone around me had chairs that looked like they were meant for human beings. That is the last time I buy a lawn chair from Walmart

by Flingwings August 3, 2007